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The Ramblin' Gamblin' Willie stories have been written all through the '80s and '90s. Some are timeless, but some are clearly stuck in the Reagan era. Willie is still wandering about, and a certain Nurse Martinetti is still making plans to stop his wandering...

 Hail to the chump: Willie's war on Billary Rodham Clintonanist

 Nick and Norm drive the point home
 A Costco family Christmas
 The season's greetings
 A canticle for Kathleen Sullivan
 "Jihad, Las Vegas!"
 How to slay dragons...
 A future more vivid
 Pavlov's sheep at the WTO...
 Christmas at the cemetery--with Bubba
 Merry Christmas, Princess Peach
 Pretty Good Pugnacity
 How Bubba pulled it off
 The Clinton Deathwatch News...
 Bubba cools out in the cold
 Anastasia in the light and shadow
 Bubba Borgia
 The Desperation Waltz
 Cooler than a corpse...
 Public service--with a smile
 Love among the nerds
 Courtney at the speed of life
 A father for Christmas
 "Bombing sensation! Five dead! Film at seven!"
 Freeing Jefferson's slaves (and a postscript about propagation)
 Cinderella's memories of the zoo
 America's Most Educated
 Cruising Usenet with The Grand Inquisitor
 Destiny Blaze
 Willie's FREE! guide to netspeak
 Topping tonight's headlines...
 Space Venturi, net.detective
 A girl and her bat go shopping
 Xavier's destiny
 X
 His master's voice...
 Reunion
 A dumpster diver's Christmas
 The Spirit of Christmas
 How the bank robbed Bonnie and Clyde
 Prufrock's honor...
 The purpose of terrorism...
 Mary Canary on her way to feed the pigeons
 Tête-à-tête in Tombstone
 Reflecting His Radiance...
 The Goddess and Everywoman
 Talkin' 'bout my g-generation...
 Superman
 Where there's smoke, there's firepower
 When you've got your health, you've got everything...
 'Keep Those Prohibitions Coming!'
 Media Finds No Evidence of Bias (Surprise!)
 How I Foiled the Yuppie Burglar
 A Call for Digital Temperance...
 'I have been to Ceres!'
 How to engineer a happy ending...
 Corporate Entrepreneurs?: 'Whatever you say, J.B.'
 How Cosmo Overcame Trans-Universal Envy
 How to die by the rules...
 'Wha's happenin'?' 'Nothing. Go back to sleep.'
 'Bigger Than Elvis'...
 How to 'Feed the People'...
 A Key to Destiny...
 How She Became a White Male
 Marla the Adorable
 The Man Who Sells Nothing...
 The World, As Seen In Two Dimensions
 Why the Lady is a PAC...
 The Persona Store
 The Power of Pity
 The Value of 'Peaceful Protest'...
 Why the Quantum Leapers Didn't Leap...
 How Tubby triumphed over terrorism...
 'You could be set for life!'
 The War for Independence at the Hotel Port-au-Prince
 Comparable worth at the supermarket...


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